I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.
Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Reverse dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... She becomes rich.
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The cricket ball smashed trough the window into the living room. But when the women got to the door, the street was deserted. About half an hour later, a small boy knocked at the door and said, "Sorry about the window, but there comes my father with a glass to fix it . "saying this he ran away. Whan the man finished his job, he turned to her and said, "That is of Rs 100/- "
What do you mean? " the women cried. "Are you not his mother ". Man replied.
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Aik din aik aadmi apni car pe ja reha tha, achanak us ki gari se aik Chiriya takra gai, aadmi ne foran gari roki aur chira ko utha lia, woh abhi mari nehin thi balke behosh ho gai thi, aadmi us ko apne ghar le aaya aur pinjre mayn band kar ke kuch khana aur pani andar rakh dia, ke jab hosh aaye to kuch kha le aur energy bahal ho jaye.
Thori dair baad chiriya ko hosh aaya, khud ko pinjre mayn dekh ke foran boli
"Kia car wala aadmi mar gaya?"
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